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First of all, I'm drunk. Second of all, here's what went down. I'm chilling in the living room with my roommate and a couple of his friends playing video games when 2 of his friends come in with 2 girls. Well, one of the girls that came over, probably in jest, starts bullshitting with me and a couple minutes later she takes off my shirt and motorboats me (i'm fat), she then takes off my pants and boxers and asks me to do a dance. After some initial reluctance, I jump on a rolling chair and start dancing. One of the roomies friends that just came over kicks the chair out from under me and almost sends me crashing on the ground. I recover, and thinking he was playing, party boy him. Just jump on the couch and bounce my nuts in front of his face. Well he doesn't like this, and shoves me off of him and then proceeds to go to the table and pour my beer out on the floor and over my console (thank god none of it is damaged i think). I see red now and get in his face and ask him what the fuck he thinks he's doing at my place. He shoves me and then it's fucking on. I put the kid in a headlock and take him down on the floor and start choking him hard. This goes on for about 10 seconds before his friend comes over and says if I don't let go he'll punch me in the face. This kid is about as big as me although I've taken him before (in wrestling though, not a fight) but no one comes to my back and since I dont want a 2v1 fight, I let the kid go. Well, the other people (his friends included) immediately kick him out and we start talking shit to each other all the way to his car (only reason we didn't go again is because a bigger guy and the two girls were separating us). He is gone but I am still furious. In my opinion, I did nothing wrong, and this kid just thought he could start shit at my place and get away with it. Should I pursue this and beat the shit out of the kid at his place or just let it go? Either way, I know that he is not allowed over again without a sincere apology and assurance that it won't happen again.
 

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Wow, what a fucked up story. That guy's a fucking deuchbag.

As for what you should do...since there's probably no chance of you ever seeing him again, I guess you should just let it go.

If, however, your video game console is fucked up, you should immediately track that motherfucker down and either a) get him to pay you for it, or b) beat the living shit out of him.

Take comfort in knowing that the guy probably leads a miserable existence, hates himself, and everything about his life. What a punkass bitch.
 

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The guys a dick, if it had been his house then you gotta let it slide but the MF comes to your home and acts like this, thats not right.

I'm not a big fan of fighting over stupid shit but if tomorrow, after the hangovers gone, you still want to fight him call his ass out.
 

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but next time you see this dude and he's got friends with him. take the one thats the most threat to you. not the drunk one he's easy. hit the one that will fuck you up first. nail him right in the adams apple hard. that will take him out and the other 2 will probally run.
i use to love fighting 3-4 at a time. people never believed i could get them all but believe when you take out the one in the group that everyone fears first, they the wimpy mouthy trouble making piece of shits will run with tails tucked.
 

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"later she takes off my shirt and motorboats me (i'm fat)"


what the heck is this?
 

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If your console is fawked up then I take it over his house get the loot and then smash him over the fucking head with it...

I would then go beat the fuck out of his friend who threatened to punch you in the face.

At some point I would threaten the roommate of who brought them over.

Finally, I would pop everyone in the house who is your boy who did not get your back...

Solve as many issues with violence as you can… That's the best way to roll...
 
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I agree with 5doors 100%.

At the bar in the good old days, a friend of mine if he got in a squabble with some dudes he would always, always go for the biggest dude there. I mean always. I thought he was nuts. But when he was f-ed up on the white stuff and booze, he was like a machine that didnt have a power off button. Still amazed at some of the shit I seen him do! If there is more then one, go for the bigger dude, the other cunts will piss off, they know your either a tough mother fu**er or your insane, in either case, they dont want none of you! You can bet on that!
 

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If your console is fawked up then I take it over his house get the loot and then smash him over the fucking head with it...

I would then go beat the fuck out of his friend who threatened to punch you in the face.

At some point I would threaten the roommate of who brought them over.

Finally, I would pop everyone in the house who is your boy who did not get your back...

Solve as many issues with violence as you can… That's the best way to roll...




Dirty....you are wise.
 

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You guys look like mobsters. Id be afraid you would shoot me or something if I was in the vicintity.
 

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=Just jump on the couch and bounce my nuts in front of his face.=

:monsters-


Did you at least get something from the chick after?
 

That settles it...It's WED/DAY
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sounds kinda like the naked fight seen in Borat. :drink:
 

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=Just jump on the couch and bounce my nuts in front of his face.=

:monsters-


Did you at least get something from the chick after?


great point paul.


I would have to say, I am a lover not a fighter. So what I would do is call that girl back up and say you didnt get to finish your dance. Have her come over, go wild on her for about 2 minutes, jizz on her and kick her out of your house. :dancefool
 

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